GLoRToR

I'm here to learn digital art, and to give advice in social- and personal troubles. :)

Here, have a Me!
Extended list of who the hell I am.

"I would suck as a vampire". Yeah, puns unlimited. My weird sense of humour is both offensive and hard to understand for the general population so if I hurt your feelings I was probably just kidding and I'm sorry. Or you're a jerk and sod off, whichever comes first. But in general I prefer making friends over whatever else. Ladies' man for life. I mean I'm no scoundrel I just get along with ze chix better than with other dudes somehow. My unlimited confidence and unwavering faith in love and friendship just makes me glow like a friggin lightbulb. I'm that beacon, the cliff to build on, yadda. Count on me.

Sexuality. Hetero, for sure, but I'm antisocial. You need me, I'll be here. Not to say I don't warm up to people but it takes more time than most women want to wait for that first kiss. You want me, you come after me because I'm too busy inside my own head. Give me an obvious sign though and you'll know if I'm interested trust me. I don't do fake, I only do real. So one night stands are out of the question.
I don't hate anybody, I'm not homophobic, you do you. If you want me to do you be a real blazin' hot feminine alpha female because alpha dogs like me dig that shiz.

Religion. Errrr I'm going to say I'm open to and respect culture as a whole but anyone's own personal geezus is their own thing and I want none of that. I'd consider myself somewhere near Taoism I guess, it's complicated, if you want to talk about this you better bring pizza. And something for you too :)
I generally like to think that we're here for a reason or two and we all got more to us than this shell we call our body.

I'm an s-hole. Deal with it. I love you if you love me, and if you hate me, well guess what. I don't have time to hate you back, too busy, sorry.